Everything is Free for Alice Guo! (Netizens Approved)

With the recent news of Alice Guo, Filipino brands are quick to stretch their marketing muscles and creativity to turn this bad news into something too witty. It’s amazing how Filipinos have a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places.

Filipinos are really good at turning bad news like Alice Guo’s story into something funny. They show that even when things are tough, they can still find ways to smile and have fun. This remarkable trait not only serves as a testament to their resilience but also highlights their ability to find joy and connection even in the most challenging circumstances.

Almost Everything is Free for Alice Guo

Here are some of the “Free for Alice Guo” witty & creative entries with terms and conditions, “must be present in the store upon claiming”:

FREE HOTEL ROOM AT SUBIC

We think Alice Guo will love the ocean view from her free Subic hotel room, where she can unwind to the sound of the waves, enjoy stunning sunsets from her balcony, and experience the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure right at her doorstep.

FREE BURGERS

Who doesn’t want free burgers? Imagine sinking your teeth into a juicy, delicious burger without spending a dime!

FREE ROLEX

Free ROLEX gold watch?! A luxury she should claim!

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FREE SOLAR INSTALLATION

Even solar panel installation is free?! That is quite pricey!

FREE DASHCAM

Alice Guo will surely love a new dashcam for her car, right?

FREE DENTAL SERVICES

Her tooth looks fine, but free lifetime dental services? Her tooth will look fabulous forever!

FREE LEMON DRINK

Free healthy drinks waiting to be claimed!

FREE HOME DEEP CLEANING

Alice Guo won’t have any trouble keeping her house clean anymore.

FREE INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT

Free BUSINESS CLASS international flights? Who wouldn’t wish for that?

FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PURIFIED WATER

Pretty sure she’ll never get thirsty anymore!